The Iowa Roadie is getting old. Ignore the telltale signs like my gray hair or the “oldies” stations playing music from my high school prom. I knew I was old when given the choice to go out on a Saturday night or watch Dateline with a frozen pizza, I chose the option that allowed me to fall asleep on the couch by 8 pm. With the cat on top of me. And an empty bottle of Aldi’s mulled wine in the trash. All of which indicate that the Iowa Roadie should resort to “day drinking.” Google “day drinking.” Go ahead. I’ll wait. This is what came up when I typed those words into the search bar… Day drinking means you’ll likely be sipping for a much longer period of time than you would if you just had a few drinks at a bar after dinner. … (As a general guideline,…