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I recently took a trip to Nashville.While there, I unfortunately did not see any big country music stars. Nor did I drink out of a boot.However I DID do a little line dancing…That is, if being two beats off during “Cotton Eyed Joe” and stomping on a stranger’s foot qualifies as line dancing.I left Nashville with the following:* A pair of flared jeans that I’ll likely never wear again* Some mild liver damage* An empty checkbookSo, dear readers, to help you avoid these pitfalls & truly enjoy your time in Music City, I want to share a few words of wisdom with you. (Background Johnny Cash music is optional.) Lesson #1…Honkytonk drinking is expensive.I love listening to live music in Nashville. The talent no matter where you go is incredible. It is easy to sit and listen for hours while sipping a few cocktails.The problem with hours of honky tonk…

Beer should not be a political statement. In fact, beer should be the antidote to politics. Unfortunately, Anheuser-Busch recently waded into the dark depths of social activism by creating a beer can bearing the image of a transgender person to celebrate Her (His?) 365 Days of Womanhood. They defended their decision on the basis of promoting their beer to a “diverse” population. Do they KNOW who drinks Bud Light?Kid Rock drinks Bud Light.Or should I say, Kid Rock USED to drink Bud Light. Following the Great Beer Can Experiment, Kid Rock posted a video of himself using Bud Light cases for target practice. He also banned it from his popular Nashville hontytonk. It appears more beer drinkers “identify” with Kid Rick than with transgender Dylan Mulvaney. Since the polarizing beer can was issued, Anheuser-Busch profits have plummeted $5 billion. Go woke and go broke. I may not agree with someone’s…

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